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عدد الرسائل : 104 تاريخ التسجيل : 17/07/2007
| موضوع: A blonde Joke الأربعاء يوليو 25, 2007 9:12 pm | |
| The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."
Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"[img:5de2] http://www.6our.net/vb/images/smilies/36_3_2[1].gif[/img:5de2] [img:5de2] http://www.6our.net/vb/images/smilies/36_17_5[1].gif[/img:5de2] [img:5de2] http://www.6our.net/vb/images/smilies/36_1_22[1].gif[/img:5de2] | |
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عدد الرسائل : 2 تاريخ التسجيل : 26/07/2007
| موضوع: رد: A blonde Joke الخميس يوليو 26, 2007 3:37 pm | |
| oh that's great..i wish u the best.. | |
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بسمة الروح
عدد الرسائل : 73 تاريخ التسجيل : 17/07/2007
| موضوع: رد: A blonde Joke الخميس يوليو 26, 2007 8:55 pm | |
| Thank you on the subject Helo | |
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